A false prophet your dog can believe in

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His exile is our salvation

Find the way through the teachings of The Exiled Shaman, and share unto others.

The Guided Path

Life with The Exiled Shaman

No dog should have to struggle through life. The Exiled Shaman is here for all.

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United in fellowship

Becoming a disciple of The Exiled Shaman comes with responsibilities. But it also comes with perks like protection from witches, cats and squirrels,

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Coffee and worship

We drink coffee to honor The Exiled Shaman. May your jitters and heart palpitations serve as his guiding presence.

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Religious artifacts

Shirts, stickers, and other unholy souvenirs

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